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Tuesday, October 4, 2011

You Know You're Pregnant When...

  • TV commercials make you cry
  • you want Chinese food or pizza or Thai food at 10 o'clock in the morning... or all three
  • you wear out a path in your carpet between your bed and the bathroom
  • you can smell what no one else in the entire house can... from 3 rooms down
  • you walk into a room and can't remember why you went in there to begin with, then you cry
  • you vomit so hard you blow chunks out your nose
  • you grow 2 bra sizes in 1 week
  • your boobs hurt so much that a hug is now a form of torture
  • you have to buy new toothpaste, deodorant, and laundry detergent because you can't stand the smell of any of them anymore.
  • you could eat the same thing for every meal for a week and then not be able to stand that food anymore the next week
  • after you see a commercial for some food on TV, you can't stop thinking about it and you would give anything to eat that... NOW!
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